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A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.
Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun
I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter
something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it
As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!