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When Jeff d sits on your face
Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
a extremely foul smelling expulsion of gas from the human anus.
Everybody left the room because Riley made a horrible death snoot!
see suicide pact for normal definition
AYYY ITS DEATH P.A.C.T FROM BFB YAY
4: Death Pacters, You Have Found An Emerald, So You Are Safe!✔
Die Commiter: AYY you want two make a death pact to get her?
Worthless Bystander: Yes
When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?
A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.
The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
The Supreme Being of Channel Awesome in Terminator form.
That's Super Mecha Death Christ Bitch! - James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Anniversary Brawl 2009)