When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce
You got some nasty lettuce hair
A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.
I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.
A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut
Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."
When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places
Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"
A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!
Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.
my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch