a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying
A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.
'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'
When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home
Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host
X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase
Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.
Now X on top.
Ok see you later Stacey X on top.
In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.
When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time
Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight
Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best