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Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.

Michael bore is a faggot

by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019


Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.

Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!

by chronowarp January 10, 2014


Michael Peninger

Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short

Have you seen Michael Peninger He Is Gay

by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019


elisheva and michael

They are related. This is proof. Also my body is still heavy wtf

Michael: “No we aren’t related, prove it.”
Elisheva: “look up ‘Elisheva and Michael

by Niggle! February 25, 2020


Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK

I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.

by BobN2 February 4, 2024


Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023


Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023