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Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.

Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015


urban dictionary

it means that you're banned from the dictionary, "ur-ban"

haha ur ban' from the urban dictionary, which this post wont become

by antenymxd May 8, 2019


Urban dictionary

You’ve found an Easter egg! Congrats! Have some free balloons 🎈!

You get an Easter egg by searching urban dictionary In urban dictionary

by Hehehe_hehehe July 21, 2022


Urban Dictionary

the next porn site

urban dictionary

by dog water December 17, 2020


urban dictionary

Pootie Tangs vocabulary

Pootie tang: Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Urban Dictionary: oh ye

by smellslikesomereggie September 26, 2018


Urban Dictionary

a website that you're definitely not on right now, with many different, usually inaccurate, definitions of words or phrases. like the online dictionary to our now generation.

"YOO WANNA LOOK UP OUR NAMES IN URBAN DICTIONARY??"

"YOO LETS GOO"

by BrioTheBrioski May 19, 2022


Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where users can read and submit words and their definitions. The site you’re on right now

I can’t find roblox in the dictionary so let’s go on the Urban Dictionary instead!

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018