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Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.
When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw
Babe let me give you a wet marker.
The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.
Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time
Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
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