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A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
"What the fuck is she doing?" "Don't worry her names Bridget De Montemas" "Oh fair enough then"
a jersey band kid that’s existing
you: yk joao vitro de oliviera teixeira?
me: i only know jersey
“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”
“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
“You’re such a Van de gooner!”
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The act of collapsing on the floor in the aftermath of intercourse. This is usually in the form of cardiac arrest.
Darwin: Hey dude, what’s the difference between tjay de Barr’s cardiac and Benjamin mendy?
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!