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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021


crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 19, 2011


Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011


Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 10, 2010


crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022


FREE CRACK!

a feeling of euphoria when you see it

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023


Tickled crack

A ticklish ass crack...shit happens

When you are in a tickle fight with your boyfriend and to win is to use the move "tickled crack'.

by MetalSiren January 17, 2016