Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.
The bird you just killed is dead as fuck!
Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
a bedraggled or miserable looking mass
"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"
when your vape dies but you still get tokes after
“hey bro got a vape”
“on dead tokes now mate”
dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?
"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"