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A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.
Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!
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When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.
I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.
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Usually known as Nerdfighters. They are people who read nothing but John Green's books, which are repetitive and overrated. They usually drool to the Vlogbrothers, a channel in which the author and his brother try to be cool to their audience even though they're old as fuck. Things they do includes making up dumb-ass songs, causing brain damage, wasting your time, being narcissistic, hearing themselves talk, trying to be weird, random and clever at the same time and appealing to the lame people who take the time to watch and love them. These people usually like the books because they talk about smoking, cursing, pixie dream girls and because it's fucking trending.
John Green Fangirl:...
Person: OMG just no *walks away*
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A training shoe originated in the 1930's . Often worn by middle aged men trying to look cool , but failing drastically .
"Look at him in his Dunlop Green Flash , he thinks he's down with the kids "
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"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."
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The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
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