Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

small house

Slang term for unofficial marraige

Raj had a small house there.

Gay bibba house

Drew’s a faggot

Have you seen a gay bibba house

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

house of james

james' home

we had lunch at the house of james

Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House

David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH