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A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.
OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!
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If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
An americn eye ear.... oh god im so tired rn
“goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”
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a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
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Its October 28th, the only time you get to hug, kiss, or date your crush! for a day whole day!
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Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice
OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!
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Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.
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