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its when 5 mexicans do the act of devouring the targets ballsack then ward one of them dances on his chest while having nasty diarrhea on the targets chest another one of them goes and shoves his finger into the others nose then farts on his face afterward there last 3 devouring the ballsack lub up the victims ears and shove their nose/penis into it when the victim has gone deaf u must then proceed to put ur genitals into the eyeballs when the target is completely out of the senses you must shit on his asshole and plung it in there with a pluger must be premium brand in the end u never speak of it again.
hey mom give me a mexican dick dance and get the family to come along to help
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after performing an alabama hot pocket
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips
only real hoes do mexican hot dogs
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When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.
Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!
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a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"
yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!
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The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.
The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.
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when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother
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7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
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