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Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
To be carrying large volumes of contraband on ones person
Ye cuz, me and boys got searched by rozzas down endz last week. We was props legs in pockets tho.
When one places an oily sandwich in anothers unworn jacket that is resting on a chair with the hopes that he will unknowingly put it on and walk away without realizing.
"Look at Baby Legs, that dude's got a sando in his pocket"
The act of taking rolled up dollar bills used for cocaine consumption that were not ones own to begin with.
I saw that Steph girl Polly Pocketing over $200 in rolled up bills last night off the blow mirrors and act like it was her money.
1) Food, variation on the bean pocket
1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll
Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.
2) Vagina.
I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?
Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!