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Dude 1: WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR CHILD POO POO
Me: Hee hee poo poo
Something people say when they feel excited:
"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"
When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.
I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.
When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.
Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!