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Hot studly man who everyone else wants to be and look like. smells great. above and beyond your ordinary "tall dark and handsome" best described as Clooneyesque but younger, much younger.
To be a man-dime consists of being classier than the dos equis man and studlier than the old spice guy, along with an ageless body and a scent so great even facebook pictures emit his fragrance.
My friend Dayne Horwat is the true definition of a man-dime.
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A card that doesn't actually exist, but certifies that you are male. The man card can be taken away in two circumstances. One: your girlfriend wants to keep it.
Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.
1. John had a five-star man card, but the brohood was required to take it when he wore a dress to prom.
2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.
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A magical place where man whores' are invited to reside following a collection of positive, consecutive "hook ups." If the "hook ups" are negative then the man whore is booted from the stable to live in the shit fields behind the stable. That biggest man whore in the man stable stays in the master suite located in the stable. He is all that is man.
Boning that cheerleader makes me the biggest man whore in the man stable
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A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
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As defined in "The Problem with Women... is Men" by author Charles J Orlando. Evolved Man is passionate about all the people and events in his lives, and they have an unquenchable lust for life itself. He exude passion, awareness, and knowledge—and search for more of it. He is a man who walks into a room full of people and is greeted with stares from others present—having a certain kind of charisma that transcends gender lines.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
"Tom's not some womanizing Alpha Male trying to sleep with every woman in sight. He's an Evolved Man."
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A man that performs oral sex on a woman.
Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.
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