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Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
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April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
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When one sticks their penis into a white tube sock and smacks thier unsuspecting friends on the thigh.
Dude after I drank the love bowl and had to finish 1/2 my friends, I had to lay down the Bay view sock slap as punishment.
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Grabbing boobs and slapping asses
Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
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The act of asking a chick to shave her head then going to the bedroom to get fucked then finish on her chrome dome and slap that cum covered Q ball
Friend: what was that loud smack last night
Me: oh? That. Me finishing my q ball dome slap ladies love it
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The action of holding your thumb to your middle and ring finger and leaving your index finger free to slap against the middle finger, creating a very sharp clicking noise in rapid succesion (speed varies by agility with performing the hand flick finger slap).
the action of 'hand flick finger slapping' is usually used when saying the word 'sick' or 'brap' or it can even be used with non-verbal accompanyment when you are excited and have no other outlet to let the world know that what you just experienced was too good for words.
D: mate did you just hand flick finger slap?
J: yeah i did, what's up with that? I finger slap all day bruh, what's your problem?
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You masturbate yourself to sleep
Go slap yourself to sleep(;
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