A guy that has a massive dick and fucks boys under 10 years old. He gets as much pussy as Jonny sins. Kind generous and sweet.
OMG Its ALEX i want him to fuck me with his big dick.
His dick is bigger than a greeks good
Ugly, has a lot of hair, everywhere. Ususally bad at Walking, can only throw balls.
Alex has small balls.
Someone you will love forever if you find one of these people
OMG YOU FOUND ALEX?!?!
HELL YEAH!!
Loves cats and the color purple
Alex is basically mr.humdinger from pawpatrol in real life
A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.
Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!
alex is the most hottest person on the earth, he is so kind and my hot. alex is a God to many many people and many people adore him.