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To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
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Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.
God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.
dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore
i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
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A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.
(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
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A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
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Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.
One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him
Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box
Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting
Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't
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A phrase to describe a slutty/loosy-goosy girl.
Just like a Red Box movie, she's: cheap, you use her for one night, and then you return her the next day.
Oh that girl last night? Yeah... she was a Red Box girl. Returned her this morning. Actually, cheaper than a Red Box movie, I didn't even have to pay $1!!
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