Pokey bum wank
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Posh wank
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Asphixi wank
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Cry and a wank
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
A bum ass nigga that lives under a bridge.
"watch out for the bridge bums"
A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination
1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."
An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.
"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"
A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.
What're you Bum Tumblers up to?
When you’re girlfriend puts a elf bar or any vape in ur asshole and then she takes a hit as u fart so the air going in her elf bar is ur fart
me and the mrs did a bum chong last night