Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

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West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

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I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.

Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!

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butter milk love nugget

One who's body is as smooth as butter but his manhood is hard as a nugget of gold.

Jane heard that John was nothing but a pure butter milk love nugget.

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Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

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peanut butter and jelly smack

Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.

Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!

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Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B)

A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots

Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *

Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!

**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots

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