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A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there
Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt
Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed
crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs
nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.
"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm
"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.