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Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.
A penis that is wide at the base and skinny/pointed at the tip, resembling a triangle.
Girl 1: Did you have a fun night with Justin last night?
Girl 2: Bitch, that nigga had a trig dick!
Girl 1: Was it acute or obtuse?
A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.
Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"
When a man gives up sex for lent.
Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.
When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.
Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.
Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick