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Something a wog says when they have just been payed out and cannot think of a come back.
Steve: Your a dumb wog cunt!
Wog: umm *long pause* YOU MAD BRO !?!?
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Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.
Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
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your bro who's super secretive.
"Frankie left the party and nobody knew-I think he's Double Bro Seven."
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synonymous with "do me a favor." Used by idiot jocks and frat boys, as well as the nerd and hipster crowds to be ironic.
Frat boy: "Dude, could you brow me a solid and toss me a brew? Thanks Bra."
Nerd: "Hey man, can you bro me a solid?" (weird look) "What?"
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A bro that is making an annual pre-tax salary of $32,000 and $74,999. An upper middle class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of $75,000 - $124,999. An upper class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of above $125k.
I'm getting a raise to 49k, buying a 2,000 sq foot house, and drive a ford pick up truck. I am a MIDDLE CLASS BRO!
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a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.
"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill
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A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
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