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John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.
That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?
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attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain
Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.
most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex
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A slang term used to refer to the drink "Jack Daniels and Coke"
-The term references two character's from popular tv show Scrubs; J.D. and Dr. Cox
Gwyn: alrite mate, i think you owe me a few pound from earlier
will: ah you speak the truth. i'm off to the bar to get myself a drink now, want a john dorian and cox as collateral?
Gwyn: sounds fair
Samuel: alright! double john dorian and cox brother
Bartender:..a what?
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A town in NWI that is near Crown Point, Dyer, Schererville, and Cedar Lake. This town is definitely the snobbiest out of the tri-town area towns. Although most of the kids feed into Lake Central High School, these people act like they deserve their own high school separate from the "lesser" Schererville and Dyer people who may be just as well-off. They already got their own elementary and middle school so they are almost there! Kids from Saint John act like if you do not have a new house and new car, and new Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, that you don't have money. Also, the kids here like to pretend that they are from Chicago when in reality, many of their parents will not let them go because they are convinced that the whole city is ghetto. The worst part is that most Saint John residents used to live in nice places like Schererville and Dyer but moved to Saint John ONLY because it was the next big thing and so they can brag about how well they think they are doing while their friends in Schererville and Dyer enjoy their paid off cars and homes. Saint John is nothing but Faketown, USA.
Kid 1: Look over there...a douche from Saint John, Indiana!
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Well between the brand new Lexus with the fact sheet still on the window, the A & F outfit with the tags still on them, and the fact that he lives in a brand new house in Lake Hills...yeah, I would say he lives in Saint John.
Kid 1: Ah I see!...But wait...how do you know where he lives?
Kid 2: He used to live in Schererville but his dad got a promotion and they moved. I used to be friends with him, but then he turned into a major douche!
Kids 1: Wow that's fucked up!
Kid 2: Eh, I don't care. His house is being foreclosed on now anyway.
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A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.
After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.
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