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When a hot Italian woman fills your anus with cannoli filling and proceeds to suck it out whist making very Italian hand gestures.
Up until tonight, I never would have imagined that my ass would be an Italian pastry...then I met Renetta, and she gave me the ole Sicilian Suck-Out
aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.
She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.
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"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.
When you have one dick going in and a female friend is sucking your thumb.
A-"Wow, I had a real truck and suck last night"
B-"How was it?"
A-"A-fucking-mazing"
This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
In poker when both players are all in and the worse player also with a bad hand gets lucky and beats the skilled player with the better hand. But then the player that originally had the best hand improves his hand in a way that beats the other guys lucky hand.
I turned over top two pair and the idiot turned over a 9 high flush draw. Then the lucky donk sucked out on me and hit his flush on the turn, but luckily i Re sucked on him and made a full house on the river, haha serves him right.
duck suck im going to suck a duck like you know vore.
When you’re roasting someone and they don’t have a good comeback
Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say
Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.