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When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.
The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.
Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.
"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."
When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.
I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.
When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.
Andy: I lost the Fire Fight to Brad last night. I'm so humiliated.
A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.