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A man you meet somewhere and grow close to with zero romantic feelings, but soon enough you’ll be swept off your feet with his dreamy eyes and bedazzling smile. Most likely right after telling him and all you friends you’d never catch feelings.
“My guy best friend is so sweet I love him, oh shit... do I?”
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When someone is a snake and stabs everyone in their backs.
Also uses girls to try get famous on a singing app, when they infact can't even sing.
Not a person to be trusted.
Lok
Looks like what you'd imagine ETs ugly cousins big toe to look like. Aka turd Crayon
Omg, he is so ry the fly pie guy
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There are four guys in the world who are into any given sexual act, no matter how bizarre. Compare to Rule 34 of the internet, but for interests instead.
Too bad you're not one of the 4 Guys In The World.
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Persons engaged in sex tourism.
The bars in Ho Chi Minh City are filled with guys from Nebraska.
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The second sunny day above 68F (20C) in a row that lands on a weekday.
On the first nice day out, only the most intuitive women (read as: not-so-attractive) had looked at the weather report and decided to wear their skirts/dresses. All of the women who didn't wear their sexy clothes (read as: dumb skanks) are only partially enjoying the nice weather and envy the others. Thus the 2nd day is Guy Appreciation Day and all of the hot skanks wear their skanky clothes! Woot!
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description of the cranium of guy roberts - a rice krispie, popcorn, werthers original NUGGET head. he also loves anal and when you give him a rusty trombone he will give you a tenner.
"hey there goes guy roberts, what a guy nugget head, i bet he loves rusty trombone, probably offer him a tenner"
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a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.
wow, such a nice monster truck... the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. I feel so bad for the poor little man.):
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