What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

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what the fuck, richard

popular meme

what the fuck, richard?

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that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

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What’s the pH of Pi?

An unsolved pseudo-pi problem that has plagued autistic geeks or idiot savants, whose oft-contradictory answers or half-baked explanations have separated rather than brought them together—is the number π acidic, alkaline, or neutral?

Unlike synesthesia questions like “What’s the shape of pi?” and “What’s the color of zero?,” whose answers exhibit some common denominator among geeky dyslexics, the answer to “What’s the pH of pi?” remains so far elusive.

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Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

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what's your 20?

Your position, the place you are

Johnny,i'm going to the party , what's your 20?

My 20 is Baker Street.

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what are u smokin

some thing that is unbelieveable

Dude I finished my hw in like 3 minutes!
What are u smokin?!!

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