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When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.
Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)
Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods
I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house
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When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean