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What gabe does to sophia LMFAOOO
Gabe : i love you <3
Sophia : im gay?
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The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.
I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!
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The term used to describe a way of positioning your vehicle's windows so that they are 3/4 of the way rolled up. If the vehicle has rear windows, those windows should line up exactly with the front. This also accentuates the lines of the car and creates a smooth look while rollin through the hood. It is not uncommon to see this on a beater that has a purple flake paint job and twinkies but hasn't bothered to fix his A/C.
Gangsta 1 : Dat ride is hot, yo!
Gangsta 2 : Yeahh, and he's rollin in 3/4 stealth mode!
Gangsta 1 : Hot to death!
Gangsta 2 : I'd do that in my Dodge Neon, but my rear windows have cranks...
Gangsta 1 : You a fag dog!
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A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.
But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
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The same thing as the last few.
You must hug ALL Furries you meet and you cannot run or fight back.
Happens on the 25th of December.
they hugged the furry, as it was hug - a - furry - day 3.
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Dick. D is the fourth letter in the alphabet, I is the ninth letter in the alphabet, C is the third letter in the alphabet and K is the eleventh letter in the alphabet.
I prefer an uncircumsized 4-9-3-11
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when you fuck in three different places in a house or apartment. This also consists of having three orgasams.
Babe, wanna do it 3 times in a row?
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