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goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

by renmare February 6, 2024


Chu Bear

Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.

Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.

by ranch. January 30, 2021


cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020


Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021


sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 4, 2023


polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 February 28, 2016


Ice bear (icey)

A really gay nigger faggot usually named Jadon Stigerwalt and he usually acts gay and sucks dick.

Hi I’m Ice bear (icey) and I suck big cock and act very gay

by Ofer gang March 15, 2019