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Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.
He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.
A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.
A douche mobile is approaching our table.
Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro