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The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.
After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.
something that is beyond sketch
girl- this guy was following me home in a van
friends- Damn thats some sketch ass shit!
the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it
I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet
Ass Butter: The cause of this occurrence is widely known among the over weight people that work in hot environments, as the body sweats the opening of the rectom sacreats a light yellow fluid with a pungent oder that has been recorded to smell from 6 feet away.
"Jason" fuck sake did u smell that fat cunt jump off that fork lift.
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!
A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.
After several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, Jason and Eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass.
another slang for a faggot, queer, etc
Every time I go to Midtown, theres a bunch of ass anglers running the streets.
A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.
In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:
1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"