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A fat chunky boi that cant get no girls and likes eating 69 pizzas a day and sucks cucumbers and runs for burritos and worst of all he likes MEN!!! Never become friends with a fat chunky Alex!!!
Alex is a fat chunky pizza eating cucumber sucking fat ass!!!!!
Alex is alex😂, he is very attractive, he is silly and always make u laugh. He always is caring and makes ur day. He is special in a good way. He loves when u give him attention. He gets mad when u lose his stuff and also checks up on you. He does have a lost of sadness in him but you can cheer him up easily. He also haves a cute personality that can get u to catch feelings for him bc when u around him he makes u smile.💓‼️
Have u seen Alex?
Funny and sweet, will make your heart melt in a second. Tends to get very caught up in his inside emotions and will overthink things to the point that he is causing more damage to himself than outside forces are. He's every girl's dream to date and every guy's best friend. Can be a little annoying shithead motherfucker when he's upset, but he chills back down and is cool the next day.
Person 1: "Who is that sexy man in that Hyundai Elantra GT?" Person 2: "It's Alex!"
An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
Amongst other traits, Alex's are well known for their nice asses and huge tits but are often incredibly insane, there fun to hang around with and terrifying to be in bed with.
Their charismatic traits make her a hit with people despite not being all too sociable
Sminev: holy crap, who tf's that chick?
Aa: oh that's the new girl... stay away though she's a right Alex.
my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, who is literally my soulmate and my favourite person and I would stop playing minecraft just to text them and wouldn't be annoyed about it.
"woah, alex just texted me, now I'm gonna cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and they make me really happy and I absolutely adore them.