A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.
A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.
No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.
Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.
When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is
Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.
A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.
He's a purr bird.
A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.
Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten
"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"
When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is
I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home