John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!
Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.
NOUN
A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”
when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"