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Name given to the singular dollar bill remaining in one's wallet when they are strapped for cash. A reference to George Washington's image on the $1 bill.
"Hey, you got any money on you?"
"Nope, nothing left but Lonesome George."
George Morley is one of a kind. He give the best “Big boy hugs!!!” “He’s a biggggg boy” “George needs 4 sugars in his coffee” “he must have 5 text books to do his work!”
How big are you? “George Morley”
Damn bro that’s fucking huge
I know dude it’s actually peak
he's pretty smart once you talk to him but he only talks in german. no english is to be expected and he looks like a small looking turnip. he's trying his hardest dw. to be annoying <33
"Oh do you know about George I? Yeah the one they plucked from Germany cause he was protestant to become king of great britain."
When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.
Her: Cum on my tits.
Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.
Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.
When your partner asks you to ejaculate on a specific body part and you miss completely.
Wow. You really King Georged it when I asked you to cum on my face. You completely missed and it's all over the pillow.
A place in virginia, located right next to the middle and fucking nowhere. If you can bring this place up and they actually recognise it without you telling them, you should treat that person as a geography god. The school systems are fucked where everyone is just smoking in the bathrooms, even in elementary. If you ever come to Virginia, make sure you dont go to king george.
Man #1: Dude, do you know where King George is?
Man #2: No.
Man #1: Yeah, me neither...