to write a good song

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve

Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"

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It's all good

i'm a totally fucked black idiot

Kwantikeesha: "Yo, yo baby daddy aristed agin, yo, know what i mean?"
Nakalofasha: "It's all good!"

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Oh My Goodness

Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum?

I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"

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Mad Good Though

A response that is usually said when one person tells another of something somewhat unfortunate, but not tremendously unfortunate. This envokes that even though the subject being discussed is unfortunate, the conversation or situation in whole is still "mad good".

Mark: I just found $20.

Dan: Shit, I stubbed my toe!

Mark: Mad Good Though.

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good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

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Becky with the good hair

Your mans 'Side hoe' or someone his cheating on you with. Usually said in an argument, please refer to the song Sorry by Beyoncé:

''You better call Becky with the good hair'' - Beyoncé (Lemonade - Sorry)

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just good friends

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.

We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.

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