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to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie
jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!
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When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.
Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.
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Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short
dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.
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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
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The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.
The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.
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We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.
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When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time
Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?
Son: no promises
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