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something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
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Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss
"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."
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An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
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The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.
Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
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1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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A very unattractive woman.
'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'
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some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny
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