Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

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Pick up sticks

When you have a dildo in your significant others asshole, then going to retrieve the dildo, that’s where the phrase “pick up your sticks” comes from

“Hey honey, let’s go pick up sticks”

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getaway sticks

Noun, The getaway driver/drivers for a stickup, or robbery of any kind.

Damn, that getaway stick lost the cops in 15 seconds!!!

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glow stick theory

You see a "hot" guy once then the next few times you see him he gets less and less hot. just like a glow stick slowly burning out

G1"Hey did you see Dougie today"

G2"Yea why don't you still think he's hot?"

G1"Nah he's a glow stick theory "

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i'd stick a stack on it

Feeling very confident on the outcome of the situation. Almost definite.

Laura: So do you think that Jen and Derek are going to hook up?
Sara: I'd stick a stack on it.
Laura: Wow, are you that sure?
Sara: Yeah

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dumb as a stick horse

stupid, unbeleivibly so

robby, stop sucking face and run, your as dumb as a stick horse

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Stick N Move

It's a female playa slang word that means get in there, get what you need from the dude and get the fuck out! No time for cuddles, kissing you on your forehead or playing with your hair! Get up, clean off and if you have to leave your bra or panties behind because you just can't get outta there fast enough... so be it!

I'll wait for you DirtyD, but you better Stick N Move because I want to go out and party!

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