Random
Source Code
Random
(possible tw)
Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"
To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent
"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"
12👍 2👎
A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
11👍 3👎
A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.
“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”
1👍 3👎
When your girlfriend shits in your mouth and then you proceed to give her oral sex.
Dude I have her a chocolate fudge cake last night.
2👍 2👎
When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
1👍 2👎
eat cake day with a friend or family with a love one and than eat cake and enjoy your with your family or a friend and eat cake with them
Eliana: guess what today is mom
Mom: what is it sweetie
Eliana: its national eat cake day
Mom: uhhh thats a good day i guess
1👍 3👎