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Man A:You look like a Dead Ox but a little bit more Dead Ox than Dead Ox
When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole
Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!
When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.
Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"
Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"
It’s not the question that matters.
It’s the Intention.
That means, why question All?
There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”
A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”
A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Distractions cause accidents.
Let the driver drive, please.
Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
Adam thinks way too high of Dbd and it's very unhealthy for his lifestyle.
"I'm gonna play Dead By Daylight instead of giving my dying dog CPR I think I'm addicted which means I can't get away from it or it's taking over my life." Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction was brought to you by the Warner bros family and he may potentially make it to multiversus.
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree
Abbey: Same here 🎄
A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.