Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

Wet Winnie

When a female puts a finger in her pussy and then puts it in your ear

So what, she gave you a wet willy?
Nah Bro, that was a Wet Winnie!!

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Wet trashbag

A man who finishes in a condom and takes it off and slaps the girl in the face and it splatters all over her.

I hit a bitch with my wet trashbag