What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop
Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francis’ at the beach house
When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole
Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum
When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch
I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants
When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.
Eww Bobby, did you just give me a wet boogy?!?
When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots
We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots