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A girl looking for a female definition but can only find guy names.Normally small and plays video games.She can be very loud but silent at the same time and always plays video games.She typically blows her money on stupid shit and acts like she’s gang affiliated.
Boy1-“ damn did you see Alex today”
Boy2-“hell yea I was lookin at her shoes tho not her”
Boy1-“ima hit and run that bitch”
During hot gay furry femboy sex, If someone pulls an "alex" they cum all over the other ones dick.
1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick
Yo I pulled an alex last night *barks*
Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
the best person you will ever meet !
someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself
me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3
friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !
Best boyfriend ever i love him so so so so so so much
10/10 amazing at railing ppl
“Yo you know Alex?”
“Ya i heard that hes awesome at railing his boyfriend Toby”
10/10 amazing at railing people
Love him absolutely amazing 10/10 ysysysysys
“You you know Alex?”
“Ya that dudes fucking awsome at railing his boyfriend toby”