3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night
A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.
Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."
It’s when you mix shrooms Weed Zani’s and you kind of shart?
I was partying with my friends and I laughed so hard I downy beared
a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them
"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"
A really good VOCALOID producer. Makes banger songs such as Venom (Vflower) and Angel (Meika Mikoto)
"Have you listened to the new kairiki bear song???"
"Yeah! It's called STARLY START and it's such a banger"
"Could listen to it for 2 hours straight"
Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear