The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!
Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"
When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner