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Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023


Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble February 4, 2016


Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.

Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.

by anoteatatime January 20, 2015


Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

by October 10, 2020


Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 25, 2021


Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 27, 2016


optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020