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Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.
The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.
When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt
"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.
A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK
"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick
Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night
A person who deliberately wipes back to front
I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!
It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.
When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.